Your score, now wearable.
The ovovo.social.cap isn’t just a hat – it’s a signal. An unstructured, six-panel broadcast that says: you’re in the system, you’re visible, and you’re being rated.
Specs (because someone will ask):
• 100% chino cotton twill (unless it’s not)
• Green Camo: 35% cotton, 65% polyester – 100% statement
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile – just like your digital footprint
• Adjustable strap – like your reputation
• Sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh – assembled in the cloud
Warning:
Wearing may cause increased visibility. And ratings. Constant ratings.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
